Culinary Planner Gifts

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."