Meal Planner Warrior Gifts

"It's blank!!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Horn of Leftovers

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'