Meal-time Warrior Gifts

"He has some food issues."

"You owe me five bucks."

Fast Food Dieter

Boy defends his last fry.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"It's blank!!"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

Egg battle.

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

'You are not losing weight! Put down the knife and fork and pick up the dumbbells!'

The end of hibernation.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'Here's your diet -- notice the two-minute warning.'

Centurion with an empty plate.

Candies and diet pills

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'