Meal-time Warrior Gifts

"He has some food issues."

"You owe me five bucks."

Fast Food Dieter

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"It's blank!!"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

Centurion with an empty plate.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'Here's your diet -- notice the two-minute warning.'

Egg battle.

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

Well, I'm not leaving.

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

The end of hibernation.

'You are not losing weight! Put down the knife and fork and pick up the dumbbells!'

Candies and diet pills

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'