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"Sorry, honey, I'm actually saving those strawberries to rot in the fridge."

Is it better to see him before or after lunch?

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Horn of Leftovers

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

The Aisle

'I'm in the mood to cook!'