Meal Makeover Enthusiast Gifts

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Before/After

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

The Aisle

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.