Easy Meal Enthusiast Gifts

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'What kind of...'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.