Easygoing Eater Gifts

"Fridge-to-table"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"Go with the flow, boys!"

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'There's no need to overtake me... what's the hurry?'