Effortless Eater Gifts

LAY ZEE FUK

'I sent out for everything.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Spaghetto

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Bangers and Mash

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

How to sell healthy food...

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."