Simple Meal Enthusiast Gifts

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

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'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

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AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'What kind of...'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

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