Simple Meal Enthusiast Pillows

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'What kind of...'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

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"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."