Easy Meal Enthusiast Pillows

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'What kind of...'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

"Okay, so what do we add?"

'The only frozen asset I have is this ready meal...'

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."