Quick Meal Lover Pillows

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

View to the Future

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Back in 5 minutes!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Fridge-to-table"

Junk Food

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'You folks order the extra-large?'

Free Range Chickens

Pizza Study Party

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.