Quick Meal Seeker Pillows

Real Fast Food.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Fridge-to-table"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Because it's there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine