Quick Meal Expert Pillows

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Fridge-to-table"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Real Fast Food.

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

'The only frozen asset I have is this ready meal...'

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

Baking section / I don't feel like cooking tonight section / Beverage section

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

House of MREs.

"Instant soup, instant meal, instant coffee...yes, it all makes sense now."

"Take your lunch hour, now, Julie...see you in ten minutes."