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Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Fridge-to-table"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Real Fast Food.

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

'The only frozen asset I have is this ready meal...'

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

Slow food is healthier. But who has time to cook after work? My 30-minute meals cookbook helps. I've got one for 15-minute mains. I've got one for 12-minute dishes from scratch. Hmm�Exactly when does slow food become fast food? When your last meeting ends at 6 and parents' night starts at 7 sharp.

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

Baking section / I don't feel like cooking tonight section / Beverage section

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

House of MREs.

"Instant soup, instant meal, instant coffee...yes, it all makes sense now."

"Take your lunch hour, now, Julie...see you in ten minutes."