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"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

'Men order. . . women shop.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Pull and all nighter...

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Fridge-to-table"

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."