Mealtime Strategist T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that captures their chef’s spirit! Fun, witty, and stylish, these shirts are perfect for mealtime strategists who love to wear their passion and sense of humor.

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Will My Kid Eat This?

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"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed." mockup

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

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'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.' mockup

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

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Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy... mockup

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

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'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.' mockup

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

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'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.' mockup

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

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Pull and all nighter...

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"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip." mockup

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

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"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen." mockup

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

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"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts." mockup

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

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'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

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"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu." mockup

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

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"Michael, do your dinner."

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.' mockup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.' mockup

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

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"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people." mockup

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

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"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?" mockup

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

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'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.' mockup

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

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Standoff

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"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

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'It's going to be a long school year...'

'It's going to be a long school year...' mockup

'It's going to be a long school year...'

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"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls." mockup

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

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Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system. mockup

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

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"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..." mockup

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

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'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?' mockup

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

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'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.' mockup

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

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"Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves."

"Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves." mockup

"Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves."

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'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!' mockup

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

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'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!' mockup

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

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Mealtime Strategist T-Shirts Collection

Mealtime Strategist Mugs

Discover our range of mugs celebrating mealtime masterminds. Perfect for breakfast or coffee breaks—it’s a witty way to start their day!

Mealtime Strategist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their kitchen or dining area with our clever pillows. Cozy, fun, and full of personality for the ultimate mealtime host.

Mealtime Strategist Prints

Decorate their space with prints that highlight their culinary cleverness. Elegant and humorous, these are ideal additions for any foodie’s home.