Quick Meal Strategist Mugs

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Chez Nous Menu

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fridge-to-table"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'