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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Real Fast Food.

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Price and serving size: A guide.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

"Would you like fries with that?"

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

'Must you say screwpull at the table?'

Mobile Phone Served Up In A Restaurant

"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."