Quick Dinner Specialist Gifts

Baking section / I don't feel like cooking tonight section / Beverage section

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Real Fast Food.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

If you need anything else, just text me.

Price and serving size: A guide.

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"Would you like fries with that?"

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

'Must you say screwpull at the table?'

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

Slow food is healthier. But who has time to cook after work? My 30-minute meals cookbook helps. I've got one for 15-minute mains. I've got one for 12-minute dishes from scratch. Hmm�Exactly when does slow food become fast food? When your last meeting ends at 6 and parents' night starts at 7 sharp.

Mobile Phone Served Up In A Restaurant