Quick Meal Seeker Gifts

Real Fast Food.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Honest Vending

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Student Food Pyramid

"Fridge-to-table"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You complete me."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'Because it's there!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Honest Vending Machine

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'