Quick Dining Gifts

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"Fresh pepper?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Is this still America?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!