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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

Horn of Leftovers

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Cereal Tasting.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Mediterranean Martini

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'Mine was stone cold.'

'A sandwich?'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"