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House of MREs.

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Fridge-to-table"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

A spider meal prepping

"We merged to save through volume buying."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'