Meal Prep Magician T-Shirts

The impossible dream

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Horn of Leftovers

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'