Mealtime Magician T-Shirts

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Fridge-to-table"