Meal Time Magician T-Shirts

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He did?'

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Party time.

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'