Meal Prep Magician Pillows

The impossible dream

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Fridge-to-table"