Culinary Magician T-Shirts

"So this where the magic happens."

'The patrons at table five want to know who you manage to get such a wonderful taste in your salt-free soup.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Early celebrity chefs.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's my secret recipe. Chicken broth, noodles, and the words 'it's my secret recipe.'"

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

"Eye of Newt Soup just won't sell, let's call it Scotch Broth."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

'So. . . How is it? Too salty? Too spicy?'

'It's a cookbook!'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Surprise!

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Will I ever remember to read the recipe before I throw out the package?

"Gran makes everything from scratch."

Clandestine Cuisine

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'