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'Dang.'

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Cookery Lesson.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'