Kitchen Magicians Mugs

'Dang.'

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Cooking'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

Cookery Lesson.

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!