Magic In The Kitchen Mugs

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

Cookie Surveillance

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'