Magic In The Kitchen Gifts

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Cookie Surveillance

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Hot pot

Avocado Timeline