Kitchen Fun Gifts

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Cookie Surveillance

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"That's it. We’re toast."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Chef copy robot

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Child doing the washing up

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Post Game Day Betting.

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."