Fun With Food Gifts

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Fresh pepper?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Cookie Surveillance

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Namasteak"