Fun With Food Mugs

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Fresh pepper?"

Peel poker.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"What did Jesus order?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I might just get a pie."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Pea

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"You and your daft inventions."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do kids eat free?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Cookie Surveillance

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"