Playful Foodies Mugs

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Party Animals.

"Fresh pepper?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I like my steak well done."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

"You know we could have eaten the same food at home for less than a fourth of the cost...so I guess the sixty-two fifty was so you didn't have to wash the dishes!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Soup?"