Foodie With A Taste For Fun Mugs

Fast Food

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

Party Animals.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Banana Split Personality

The Main Types of Cheese

'The Burrito King.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Diner

Baloneystini

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"