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'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Party Animals.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Peel poker.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"I like my steak well done."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Bar Refaeli

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"You know we could have eaten the same food at home for less than a fourth of the cost...so I guess the sixty-two fifty was so you didn't have to wash the dishes!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station