Playful Eater T-Shirts

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Better Not Squash.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Sushi Train Set.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Babies who Lunch.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Football Pudding

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Hoopla!'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."