Food Play Mugs

Tagliatelle

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

Bangers and Mash

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Tree house.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Take me to you lieder.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""