Playing With Food Gifts

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Dollphins

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Children's Imagination

'I can change! I swear!'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Child doing the washing up

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

'Out of action man.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"This dog has wheels!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station