Playful Foodie Gifts

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

I've heard the crab here is extremely fresh.

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"What did your mom pack you for lunch today?"

"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Party Animals.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Better Not Squash.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Sushi Train Set.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."