Playful Foodie Gifts

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

I've heard the crab here is extremely fresh.

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Bar Refaeli

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"What did your mom pack you for lunch today?"

"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Party Animals.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Peel poker.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."