Foodie With Flair For Fun Gifts

'I hope that wasn't a slurp I just heard!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Banana Split Personality

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Diner

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Baloneystini

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."