Foodie With A Flair For Fun Gifts

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Rocket Lettuce.

"Who's for twerky?"

Social distance in restaurants

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Party Animals.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Advocado

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Flying sauces.