Foodie With A Flair Gifts

Cooking With Pollock.

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

Cuisine of India. Wow, this is spicy! It's almost radioactive! Who came up with the recipe? Madame Curry!

Genetically Modified Apples

'Can you do it over easy?'

'Hi. This is Eno. I won't be able to make it in today.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'May I recommend what's in the oven...'

"I'll have the filet mignon aux legumes et fruit d'hiver, with extra cheese."

Fat but with a great personality.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Advocado

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.