Foodie With A Flair Pillows

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

Genetically Modified Apples

'Can you do it over easy?'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'May I recommend what's in the oven...'

"I'll have the filet mignon aux legumes et fruit d'hiver, with extra cheese."

Fat but with a great personality.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.