Foodie With Flair For Fun Pillows

'I hope that wasn't a slurp I just heard!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Banana Split Personality

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Diner

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Baloneystini

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."