Foodie With A Twist Gifts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

'...And six pickled eggs please.'

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

Content Street Vendor

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"Surgery is scheduled six weeks from today. Don't eat anything before then."

"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."

Marrow transplants

'And we also thank the FDA for this genetically engineered food.'

Potatoes.

Not in Service

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Further Cutbacks

Won-ton disregard for the law.

'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

You are what you eat!

"Isn't this nice?"

Tortilla factory.

When English becomes the official language.

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

'I'm terribly concerned about the health implications of eating GM foods.'

'Don't panic -- I'm just here for the stuff in the back of your refrigerator.'

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"

'The customer is always right...'

Cannibal Recipes.