Food Games Gifts

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Super Dog'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The First Annual Game Show Week.